Sporks for DortsSporks for Dorts
Five-minute sports briefings for people who don't follow sports — refreshed throughout the day.
Walk in fluent. Skip the awkward "wait, who's Wemby?"
Android coming soon. iPad supported.
Your boss just asked if you saw what Wemby did last night.
You have no idea who Wemby is, what they did, or whether "Wemby" is a person, a horse, or a small village in Wales.
Sporks for Dorts is for you. It's a five-minute sports briefing app for people who don't follow sports — refreshed throughout the day by a virtual sports reporter who has read every headline, watched every result, and politely assumes you know absolutely nothing.
Open it any time you've got a dinner with the in-laws, a party, a Monday-morning meeting, or a phone call with your dad. In five minutes, you'll know enough to hold the conversation — and then change the subject.
What's in a brief
Five sections. Five minutes. Fluent.
Every term, every player, every league rule gets explained the first time it appears. No jargon left undefined. No knowing nods.
TODAY'S BIG ONE
The single most-talked-about sports moment right now
Explained in plain English. No 'as everyone knows' energy.
TOP SPORTS TODAY
What's actually happening in the leagues people watch
NBA, NHL, MLB, PGA, Premier League, F1, Champions League — whatever fits your region.
DON'T BE THE ONE WHO HASN'T HEARD
Four cross-sport headlines you'd be embarrassed not to know
The stories that come up at parties, dinners, and Monday morning standups.
CONVOS OF THE DAY
Four confident lines you can drop in conversation
Sound caught up. Then change the subject before anyone follows up.
DUMB QUESTIONS
Four things you'd never ask out loud, answered quietly
How many periods are in hockey? Does Toronto have a soccer team? What is a play-off, actually?
A look inside
Quick to read. Easy to remember.
Designed to be skimmed on the way to a meeting, scrolled through at a stoplight, or absorbed over coffee.
Today
Headlines & convos
Dumb questions
Settings
Regions
Briefings that fit where you are.
A UK brief talks Wembley and Wimbledon. A continental brief covers Real Madrid and the Tour. A North American brief covers the Maple Leafs firing another coach.
North America
NBA, NHL, MLB, NFL, MLS, PGA Tour — plus Canadian and US college.
United Kingdom
Premier League, rugby, cricket, F1, tennis, golf majors.
Continental Europe
Champions League, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A, F1, Tour de France.
Languages
Read in English, French, or Spanish.
Each brief is written natively in your chosen language — not translated — so the jokes and idiom land where they should.
Refreshed all day
A new brief, roughly every six hours.
Before breakfast. Before lunch. Before dinner. After the night games. Browse past briefings in the Briefs tab if you want to catch up on what people were talking about yesterday.